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OVERVIEW

Youngest Oldest Average Age Score Potential
Mike Tyson (59) Mel Brooks (99) 79.75 405

CELEBRITIES

Name Known For? Birthdate Current Age Score Potential Status
Andy Dick Andy Dick 12/21/1965 60 40
Bruce Willis Bruce Willis 3/19/1955 70 30
Bill Cosby Bill Cosby Blind rapist 7/12/1937 88 12
Chuck Norris Chuck Norris The only way he's going down is if he takes himself out 3/10/1940 85 15
Bill Clinton Bill Clinton He didn't inhale, but he did bang an intern 8/19/1946 79 21
Mr. T Mr. T "I pity the fool!" 5/21/1952 73 27
Gary Busey Gary Busey 6/29/1944 81 19
Mel Brooks Mel Brooks 6/28/1926 99 1
Mike Tyson Mike Tyson Ears are tasty 6/30/1966 59 41
Judd Hirsch Judd Hirsch Taxi 3/15/1935 90 10
Ron Jeremy Ron Jeremy The Hedgehog 3/12/1953 72 28
Jack Nicholson Jack Nicholson Old guy on the sidelines at Laker games 4/22/1937 88 12
Vince McMahon Vince McMahon WWF 8/24/1945 80 20
Julie Andrews Julie Andrews "The hills are alive!" 10/1/1935 90 10
Jeffrey Jones Jeffrey Jones Evil principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off and pedophile 9/28/1946 79 21
Anthony Hopkins Anthony Hopkins Hannibal Lechter 12/31/1937 88 12
Steven Seagal Steven Seagal Cop in Louisiana 4/10/1952 73 27
Joe Pesci Joe Pesci "Do I amuse you?" 2/9/1943 82 18
Jimmy Page Jimmy Page Led Zeppelin 1/9/1944 82 18
Kathy Bates Kathy Bates You can see her naked in About Schmidt 6/28/1948 77 23
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